How I would narrate the Olympics
- me: he's doing some athletic shit
- me: and omg look at that butt
- me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
- me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody
when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’
finally, someone who understands!! /licks your face affectionately
um
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